opening the mail today I found .. a significant message ..
For us women a little angry with moistened these that make us suffer a bit more ..
Introducing ..
MEN AND WOMEN ...
WHY MANY ':
Why do men whistle better than women?
.... because they have the brain of a bird ..
What you look like a man and a computer?
... pensinoe appear to do everything, but unless we
programs do not do anything ...
Why all women drive badly?
... because all the instructors are men ...
Why in the world there are more women than men?
... because nature is wise ...
Why do men prefer virgins?
... why do not bear the criticism ...
Why are thousands of sperm to fertilize an egg?
... Because sperm are male and they refuse to ask the way ...
God calls Adam and tells him: "I have good news and bad for you ..."
Adam demands to know first the good, and God answers him:
"I'll give you two gifts .. a brain and a penis .."
"fantastic" answered Adam, "and the bad?"
God replies:
"not haisufficiente blood to run them both at the same time"
Because only 10% of men get to heaven?
... because otherwise it would be a hell ...
inpazzire How do you get a man in the bedroom?
... hiding the remote ...
What do you call a handcuffed man?
... reliable ... 
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man meets all their needs
A man wants every woman to satisfy the unique needs cha ha ..
by Well if you read it with joy, compassion and a bit of humor .. Cute is not it?
kisses to all ..
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